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I just have one question about whales: who cares? All I ever hear are people pissing and moaning about saving the whales. Why save the whales? Fuck them, what have they done for me? How would you like to go to the beach one day and read a sign that says "Sorry, all out of water." Not likely? Think again. Here's a little fact about whales that not many people know:
Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.
When they're not busy ravaging the high seas, they're getting beached and rotting to death out of spite so nobody can enjoy the beach.
Then there are the people who say whales are smart. If whales are so smart, then how come they still haven't learned to breathe under water like everything else that lives in the ocean? They've only had 40-million years to do it and they still don't have their shit together.
In fact, when is the last time a whale did anything other than some stupid trick like jumping out of the water?
Not only that, but there are plenty of whales left. There is no shortage of them. And they are harmful to humans, because they eat plankton, which is what makes about 90% of the oxygen we breathe. If the whales eat up all of the plankton, we are going to choke to fucking death, and I don't think the whales are gonna be wearing bumper stickers on their asses that say "save the humans". In fact, I think they will be glad to see us go. So fuck the whales.