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In America, everyone is free to be whatever kind of idiot they want. This gives us a panorama of imbecility; a smorgasbord of stupidity unmatched in most of the world. Since morons come in so many flavors, it might be helpful if there was a list of things to help you identify an idiot. If there were such a list, these would be some of MY contributions:
If you're sitting at the bar, and a chick says that she's looking for a man who can just be honest, and "be himself" (whatever in the fuck THAT means) - and you also notice that she's wearing false fingernails, eyelashes, hair, and boobs - she is probably an idiot.
The guy who tipped the bar girl $100 and thought he would be getting lucky is an idiot.
The guy on the crotch-rocket who just drove past doing 100 mph in a residential zone is an idiot.
The chick who bitches about how slow the service is, then takes five minutes to decide what she's drinking is an idiot.
The person who gets up in a night club to sing karaoke and sings Amazing Grace is an idiot.
If you know someone who has a job that requires him to work for a couple of hours in the morning, then go home, then come back the same day to work a couple more hours - that person is an idiot. Unless he's getting paid $100+ an hour - in which case he is a politician, which is to say, he's an idiot.
The dude at the convenience store holding up the whole line while he buys scratch & sniff lottery tickets is an idiot.
The lady dressed as a man dressed as a woman is not an idiot, she's just stone crazy. However, the guy dating her is an idiot.
The drunk chick yelling at mister Police Officer is an idiot.
Not always, but often enough, the drummer is an idiot.
And most of all, that guy across the bar - who keeps looking over here all stupid-like and won't stop running his mouth and talking shit - he is an idiot.